A while ago I visited my good friends "The Duck" and "The Chicken" who live on the Gold Coast. Check out the picture on the right of screen. That's "The Chicken" in the picture with me. He reckons it is a top photo for a caption contest. And he's correct.
Bear in mind that we'd just been a bit shocked by the plates of chips and calamari delivered to the hugely overweight folks at the table near us. That and the delivery of tomato sauce to ours....at a Chinese restaurant!!
We've both been "chickens" since 1994. An old joke but one that is all Al Bundy's fault.